I could NOT resist * my dogs are Republicans * They work me to DEATH!!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her.
She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free.
She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy SHIT, my dog is a democrat!
Wallace S. Gibson, CPM * GIBSON MANAGEMENT GROUP, Ltd.
Central Virginia
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Sounds great! No wonder I want to be a Democrat.
Cute story, thanks.
Dan * Rick's is a Democrat. Mine are Republicans because they make me WORK!!!
I hadn't thought about dogs being a member of a political party, although I can see the resemblence to some of the characters in Washington. I wonder what the independents would look like ;-)
Mine are UP WITH DIVERSITY * English springer Spaniels!!!
Love it. I have 2 border collies who have a similar tough life. Never thought about their political views. After thinking about it, my dogs also are Democrats. How do I change this? LOL
Raylene * it's all in YOUR attitude. I'm pleased to work for my dogs so they are Republican and they are VERY happy to allow me to work for them.
Democrats want EVERYTHING you have to give them and don't care how much you enjoy it!!!